Sunday 19 August 2012

24. Why don't we all fall in l-ooo-o-o-ooo-oo-ooo-ooo-ve?!


 As many of you may or may not know, my hair both looks and feels like ass (very coarse and dry - think broomstick) right now. Any normal person would probably suggest that I go get myself a haircut... BUT THAT IS TOO MUCH OF AN ASK GUYS!!! 80% OF THE TIME I WALK OUT LOOKING LIKE A BIGGER ASS THAN I DID WALKING INTO THE SALON. Shitty haircut experiences have tainted my entire childhood and I have been left deeply scarred and almost traumatised (LOL). What to do?!!!!!! This is such a DILEMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, albeit a very vain and unnecessary one.

Ideal length & cut if I do in fact cut my hair.
ADIEU X


Wednesday 15 August 2012

23. Oh oh hey, I'm dancing!

SO FUCKING SICK OF EVERYONE'S SHIT.



FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FUUUUUUUCCCKKIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSS!!!
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
A
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
AND
PAIIIIIIIIINFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLY
GRUUUUUUUEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSOMMMMEEEEEE
DEATH.
YOU VINDICTIVEEEEE SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
I HATEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM FULL OF SPITEEEEEEEEE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
BECAUSE OF YOUR PETTTTTTTTTY WAYSSSSSSSS.
GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
VANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISAPPEAR!
PLEASE.