Sunday, 19 August 2012

24. Why don't we all fall in l-ooo-o-o-ooo-oo-ooo-ooo-ve?!


 As many of you may or may not know, my hair both looks and feels like ass (very coarse and dry - think broomstick) right now. Any normal person would probably suggest that I go get myself a haircut... BUT THAT IS TOO MUCH OF AN ASK GUYS!!! 80% OF THE TIME I WALK OUT LOOKING LIKE A BIGGER ASS THAN I DID WALKING INTO THE SALON. Shitty haircut experiences have tainted my entire childhood and I have been left deeply scarred and almost traumatised (LOL). What to do?!!!!!! This is such a DILEMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, albeit a very vain and unnecessary one.

Ideal length & cut if I do in fact cut my hair.
ADIEU X


Wednesday, 15 August 2012

23. Oh oh hey, I'm dancing!

SO FUCKING SICK OF EVERYONE'S SHIT.



FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FUUUUUUUCCCKKIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSS!!!
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
A
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
AND
PAIIIIIIIIINFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLY
GRUUUUUUUEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSOMMMMEEEEEE
DEATH.
YOU VINDICTIVEEEEE SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
I HATEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM FULL OF SPITEEEEEEEEE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
BECAUSE OF YOUR PETTTTTTTTTY WAYSSSSSSSS.
GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
VANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISAPPEAR!
PLEASE.