36. Days are slipping away~~

My body is so sore right now. I don't think I can do anything more than type.
Happy lunar new year guys. Live long, healthy, prosperous lives.

34. L O V E; don't know what it means to me...

For starters, I just want to say happy new year folks! I hope 2013 will come to be as great as you have hoped for it to be. I wish you all good health, good fortune and please be as happy as you can. Study hard, work hard, etc. etc. You all know the drill.


The weird song with cute, childish lyrics I tweeted about recently:

31. You turn my legs into spaghetti.

Procrastinatin' like I do.

Twenty-six weeks of uni have come to an end. I will write a lengthy post laterrrrrrrrrr~~.
In the meantime, listen to this song. It is the ultimate pedo anthem.

20. This isn't a joke, man. I'm thin as smoke, man.

DEAR FRIENDS, I HAVE COME TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME GOOD NEWS. I DID NOT FAIL THE ONE EXAM I WAS ALMOST CERTAIN I WOULD FAIL. WHAT IS THIS? I AM CLOSE TO BELIEVING MIRACLES DO ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

However, of course, with the good comes the bad. I AM FUCKING SICK AS A DOG, FOLKS. I was working in Ashfield Mall yesterday and I met a fairly nice old man whom I had a lengthy and profound conversation with. We talked about history, religion, shearing sheep etc. but of course, most importantly, I talked him into buying some skincare products. Hehe. BUT, things suddenly took a turn for the worst after he left. My hands became super sweaty and clammy, I could feel a headache simmering forth BUT FUCKING WORST OF ALL, MY VOICE WAS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOONE. Anyways, subsequent to this madness I was unable to make any further sales and consequently, Mr. Manager was not too impressed. I do believe I am next to be fired. *Chuckles.

19. We are on a safari. We're wrecked, we're chronicling the sights.

G'day folks :)

Yeah yeah yeah... My last post wasn't very insightful hey? I've been super lazy on the interwebs for some reason. FB, Twitter & Blogger have each become too arduous a task for me. I don't even stalk hotties out on FB anymore -- boo :\.

Anyhow, much has changed in the past couple of weeks. For one thing, my general outlook on life took a massive turn for the worse during exams and remained like so briefly afterwards as well. It was actually so bloody tragic -unable to be eloquently expressed in words-. But f*ck dat. I'm all good now. I'm pretty much on a natural high now that uni break has reared it's blaaaaaaahdy b0otifUL head into my lyF. WoOooooo!! PaRtaAY tyM~~~ LOL. Just kiddddddddding...but not really. I am indeed more than content with how everything is right now.
This is probably partly attributed to the fact that I FI-NA-LY MANAGED TO FIND MYSELF A JOB. Let me stress the word "I" and if I hadn't been feeling so lazy, I probably would've backspaced and replaced "FIND" with "EARN". I feel so independent. *Giggles. But in all seriousness, I actually put myself out there during the interview without a care in the world, and it seems things paid off well. It may not be the best job or most suitable, but the people I've met are damn bloody friggin lovely. My manager is pretty cool, probably helllllllla ric$$$$h for a bloke in his earlyEARLY 30s. On that note, survived my first shift with Steph today. Not too sure when I will be able to get used to these 5-5:30am wake up calls but I will continue brave the cold and general reduction in sleep. Sigh. Let me finish this brief paragraph on my working life by sharing with you some observations I've gathered from today's 9-5: [P.S. Manager sent me out to bloody Mt Druitt today...Um...I friggin catch the train at 6:30am from Mounty to Parra, only to be sent back to Mt Druitt an hour later to start at 9. Cool.]
- There are a lot more rude/strange people in the world than what I remember.
- Bitchez be scantily clad at 8am in the middle of winter. Teach me how.
- 90% of people go to ShopSmart Mt Druitt because they either 1. Have a doctor's appointment; 2. Wish to purchase goods from Spotlight; or 3. ARE FUCKING HUNGRY FOR SOME DONUT KING. As a side note, not many people do actually go to ShopSmart (those who did were mostly in the 60+ age group).


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